all you other shitty little topo-graphies get ta steppin', alone is god's country. it has

oceans? no. prairies? not really. mountains? uh yeah no. locusts? FEW. butterflies? ORDINARY AMOUNT. lettuce? IN STORES. rolling hills full of delicious turkeys n deers? YOU KNOW IT.

what does this add up to? any math teacher can confirm: GODS COUNTRY.

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