i het a personal interview with a very prestigious nazzi named goobele. he was funny and witty but very mean! he carved out my eye with an egg spoon and ate it in front of me. he sent me to hospital but was actually tattoo parlor where i was tied down and a rhinocerous with a riding egret stitched into my rump. for these indignities i have to date received only 5.3 million from the west german govt.--Clovis Leecherman, 102-year-old professional holocaust survivor

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