this is a corollary to oscar wilde's line only a few of you reprobates will garner because you were too busy selflolipopping when you should have been reading Great Literature by the west's Top Fags. um. well. anyway
women are great when they're really really close and really really far away. in between they're hell on earth, often enough.
who catches the allusion to the truly first rate line i'm callbacking?