>go outside
>slip off porch fm icy snow, painful ass landing
>keys fly out of hand
> search 45m can not find
> stand around with ??? over head for many minutes
> almost start believing my fight was against principalities not physics (aka Devil done stole muh keys)
> last vile happening of 2020
> new good year starts
> driving down road w backup keys
> tab sticking out of wipers
> "Things can only get better" --Thompson Twins


@Alex_Linder Pretty sure "Things Can Only Get Better" was by Howard Jones, not Thompson Twins.

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