In the '80s, some music industry schmuck in a suit once tried to tell Merle Haggard what he needed to do to write hits in the "new era". Haggard handed him his guitar & said: "Hit a C chord & show me how it's done."

@NBForrest when you hear these forced songs about sangria...and they have to have exposition about whta it is so the boots crowd will're pretty tapped out.

how to be a nu-cuntry songwriter. go to bar...find a bottle of alcohol that hasnt been written about yet. failing that, a brand.

this is pathetic. it's not art. it may be perfect, but it's not art.

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