"jesus saves" = an imaginary character saved you from his eternal sadist torture he would have loved to punish you with. But lucky you- he saved u from himself by sacrificing himself (as A.L would say, the original drama queen) when you never asked him to. Your IOU for having your soul saved? To "live" your "life" in a delusional mental state where you prefer fantasy to reality, which is hardly worth living. But yeah, if you doubt the lies&delusions he'll promise to f' you up worse next time.