There's this thread you hear in the non-mainstream media, where they say
YEAH, THERE ARE A LOT OF JEWS RUNNING THINGS, BUT THEY'RE NOT IN CONTROL.
Who is, you ask?
PEOPLE WHO WE WILL NEVER IDENTIFY. THE JEWS ARE JUST THEIR TOOLS.
Ah, silly me. It's not the jews, it's the imaginary people who control the jews.
Only some jews promote race-mixing
Only some jews promote homosexuality
Only some jews run hollywood
Only some jews run the news media
Only some jews run the porn industry
Only some jews founded the naacp
Only some jews run wall street
Only some jews are biden's closest advisers
Only some jews were the bolshevik leadership
Only some jews try to limit free expression
Only some jews founded the Frankfurt school
Only some jews developed critical theory
Only some jews run pedophile rings
Prettiest lass I saw all week works down at the local O'Reilly auto parts. With those pale blue eyes and pale skin to match, her only flaw was a fucked up forearm tattoo. You come in cuz you have a burned out brake light. Next thing you know, she asks if you need anything else. And since she sounds so nice and smells so pretty, you think to yourself, maybe I do need a set of piston rings, a thermostat gasket, or maybe even a case of 75w-90 hypoid. A gal like that can sell, I tell ya.
Nothing inspires confidence like having:
***A president with dementia
***A prostitute of color as VP
***A homojew-man LARPing as a woman for asst health secretary
@Alex_Linder Maybe that's the usual, but that night, Iowa burned their whole 2021 salt allotment on 218. With that much salt in the runoff, the norwegians should be able to farm cod in the depths of the Des Moines river.
@Alex_Linder Once I hit the high-gas-tax state of Iowa, the roads were as good as summertime. The missouri state gov't must budget about $150 total per year for sand and salt.
@Alex_Linder If you gotta be in assisted living, the white house alzheimer's care unit probably is better than most.
@Alex_Linder I dont' know anybody else who lives in that part of the world. I guess I could'a said Mark Twain country, but this was a bit north of Hannibal.
This happened in Alex Linder Country, aka NEMO, in the evening on January 1, driving north on US61. It was snowing and the roads were icy as fuck. I was going about 15 mph with my hazards on. A U-Haul truck and trailer pulling a car having Florida tags blazes by in the LH lane at 60mph. I'm thinking that guy doesn't know WTF he's doing. A few hundred yards later, I watched that dumbass spin out into the median along with the trailer and car. I laughed as I passed by at 15 mph.
@Alex_Linder I'm not into that time-waster, but it seems like 50% of the people who subscribe to the NYT are in it just for the crossword. I guess you could take the UK tabloid route and just add full-color pics of pretty girls with nice tits and that would work too. Or both.